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Those marble pillars and gold-handled doors, and that plush, patterned carpet, lower the starting area of Resident Evil to practically Guccionian levels of sleaze. Between its ornate fireplaces, monogrammed furniture that opens, closes, and revolves by remote control, and taxidermised eagles, the mansion is filled with the kinds of things a porn producer would buy in order to pass himself off as classy. On the contrary, backgrounds can look bare and undecorated.

The secret Umbrella lab is small, simple and distinctly unequipped for anything scientific. The library where you defeat Yawn is just a flat, empty square; when the giant snake knocks a hole through the floor, it seems to confirm that the entire Spencer Estate is in fact made of weak, film studio plywood.

But to its owners, Umbrella, the illicit, biological, and for-profit things that really go on there are much more important. And the music sounds like it was made on the same, free-to-download software. And the script reads like an afterthought.

The guy gets to play all manly and tough; the girl gets to act vulnerable, and say she needs holding. Horror movies are to sex what alcohol is to talking too much. Then again, nobody in Resident Evil ever gets it on.

In the helicopter at the end of the first game, Jill and Chris certainly look good together, but it goes no further than her resting her head on his shoulder.

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In fact, almost every Resident Evil game—even 7, when the characters are married—features exorbitantly good-looking people also, inexplicably, not into one another. Resident Evil looks almost exactly like a porn movie, except the stars are oblivious, like haphephobic virgins. The result is a comedy of the elephant in the room—kitsch, camp, and trash aesthetics, but all played totally dramatically straight. In videogames we play as testosteronal men and women whose breasts commove like water balloons.

The bird-masked woman nodded, flexed slightly and then turned back to the groaning man. The singer shuffled, under The bird-masked woman's glare, awkwardly before coughing and looking up. The bird-masked woman nodded yet again, gave the groaning man the thumbs up and then left the room; leaving the man to choke as leech like things began crawling all over him. Meanwhile, on a dusty African road; a car was steadily making its way to a random African village.

The man driving the car was Chris Redfield or Man Hulk.

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Time for my monologue. I should have seen it coming, it didn't take long after the fall of Umbrella…ella ella eh eh eh…corporation for their bio weapons to end up in the hands of naughty people.

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A new era of naughty people…naughtiness descended upon vulnerab…le…le…lel…countries. Shifting the balance of power throughout the region. People in the destabilized areas soon feared another incident like Badger city was inevitable.

As panic spread; governments of the world turned to their local pharmacies…and everyone knows local pharmacies were the creators of the anti-naughties group: Operatives of the BSAA were sent to infiltrate and neutralize. Restoring safety and sanity to various regions around the globe, that's why another name for the BSAA is the Globe Trotters…sound familiar?

Yes, we're the Globe Trotters. Not used to this extensive amount of thinking, and not used to telling himself a story he already knew; Chris scratched his head, trying to chase away the headache that had just erupted in his cranium as he jumped out of his van. The overly muscly man proceeded to the trunk of his car to check out his suitcase.

A little outstanded, Chris looked behind him; checking that she was definitely talking to him.

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I mean, it's kinda weird to have that as your greeting…" "…fine," the African woman relented. The woman watched him for a while before stepping forward slightly. Chris looked up from the mag and nodded in acknowledgement.

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Man Hulk to my friends, and to my enemies…death. Your muscles precede you Mr. Redfield, it's an honour. That's why I'm your partner; to help put them at ease. Sheva nodded —unaware of the sarcasm in Chris' tone- then turned and walked away, leaving Chris to have a flashback. A flash of Jill Valentine's grave flew into his mind.

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The partners began walking aimlessly in the correct destination. A few locals gave Chris funny looks; so he had to punch them, but otherwise it was going without a hiccup. Booboo's continue to mount over the long years I've struggled with my sexuality. More and more I find myself wondering if it's all worth fighting for.