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There's also a hilarious moment right at the end just as the money shot's about to happen when Marcia falls off a bench and the actor rushes over to finish his business while they're both trying not to laugh.

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Clearly an actual blooper. Otherwise, the flick is filled with lame jokes and obvious innuendo and suffers direly from the pitfall of all parodies: Ron Jeremy's comedic turn as Sam the Butcher offers little of interest and no jokes that weren't done better in the Brady Bunch movie. But what about the sex!?!?

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Well, there's a lot of that. The movie is an alarming 2 hours and 40 minutes long and offers up typical pro-porn, three position, facial-finish sex scenes one after the other.

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There's a small spectrum of clean shaven body types on display, half silicone enhanced, half not; a few lesbian scenes, a couple three ways, and one solo. It's all rote, by the numbers, mainstream pornography and I found it dull even by my generous and forgiving porn standards.

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It's the missed opportunity that drives me nuts and makes me resent this movie. Really, it's just average porn when it could have been something much more or at least a little interesting.

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But it shies away from taboo and controversy and ignores the obvious, wonderful, erotic possibilities of guilt free incest! The source of erotic tension for all of us dirty-minded, red-blooded Brady Bunch viewers was the fact that the boys and girls weren't related by blood and were all living under the same roof.

Who didn't imagine Greg and Marcia getting it on when they shared the attic room in that one episode? The possibilities for technically forbidden but not really gross three, four, five, and six ways with these characters boggle the mind.

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And you get none of that. Not even a hint of that. I wasn't expecting much from this parody porno, but I was expecting some damn balls. But no, this is vanilla, dull, and yes, inoffensive porn.

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I can't imagine why anyone would be interested, nor do I think anyone will come away after nearly three hours with anything but the most desultory and fleeting satisfaction. Only letting the hired help see you together: Take Jan, for example: As in the original series, Mike and Carol are worried about her social skills. But as a modern, enlightened Brady, Jan overcomes racial divides that might have rocked the household in the original series and has hardcore sex with him outside by the swing set.

All the Brady kids are, to varying degrees, highly sexually experienced in this film, which is an unexpected creative decision. Instead of making a movie in which an innocent family learns the values of sexual liberation, Not the Bradys XXX portrays the Brady Bunch as an innocent family of sex-crazed nymphomaniacs who learn that they can make lots of money by exploiting their bodies.

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I wonder if her orthodontist approves. Kink, and who shares a birthday with me… Yay! Sam the Butcher assures Greg that if any part of Bobby should get cut off in a horrible on-the-job accident, Greg will be next in line.

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Sleeping with her brother was just a dream. Is he a kindly doctor whom our hallucinating heroine somehow projected into her own little sexual hell?

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If so, what is he doing to his patient that makes her envision him as a purveyor of pornography and sin? Using the facts given to us in the film, we can infer the following: Lu eases Marcia into the idea by taking some half naked Polaroids of her.

When next confronted with Sam, Marcia has trouble reconciling the Meat Man she thought she knew with the porn star she now knows him to be. Meanwhile, Lu uses his loyal army of porn stars to turn the rest of the Brady kids to the porn side.