The classic porn review

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the classic porn review

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Pink's Porn Reviews MrPinks. Pornography might be a relatively new form of entertainment but it still has its classics, those films that inspired the next generations of producers and directors, movies that once filled cinema seats with all kinds of asses looking for a new viewing experience.

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Now made available once again by The Classic Porn, this wealth of vintage hardcore can now be streamed or downloaded for convenient viewer. Across its huge archive, The Classic Porn, in both its hetero and homosexual versions, caters to fans of 60s, 70s, 80s, and 90s adult cinema as well as viewers out for a different hardcore trip. There's no Virtual Reality here at The Classic Porn, nor is there a single true POV flick or High Definition video, but with some of the most carnally explosive footage of all time laying here in plain sight, this is one golden-age site that doesn't and shouldn't bother with such fads, not when there's steamy sex to be had in more traditional styles.

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All the basic information is provided, giving you context and links to other films, stars, studios, and a great variety of content can be found here. Classic stars line the pages of The Classic Porn and, when selected by you, display their bio details, a small gallery of photos, and a full filmography. The Classic Porn's large video archive isn't the most consistent in quality, but it does generally bring you p or i streaming and downloadable videos for each of the six-to-sixteen movies arriving here most days of the week.

Video streams play the full-length feature movie, not a single chosen scene.

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This reassures us that the videos are uncut, but it does make it very difficult to quickly find, say, a Kay Parker deepthroat BJ in a movie that you know has Kay Parker in it somewhere or other. Scene-by-scene descriptions, tagging, and playback would be a great addition to The Classic Porn.

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Much of the footage held at The Classic Porn fails to deliver strong images. Shot back in the days of Super8 and 16mm film then Betamax and VHS, the source formats are partly to blame for the low image quality. It's also clear, though, that no remastering, digital cleanup, or post-production polishing has been applied.

The site is adding new content on a daily basis, so there's always something new to see. Also, instead of scenes from videos, they're adding full-length DVDs, which is a welcome change, although it also means there's no way to select a specific scene from a DVD other than fast-forwarding while it's playing.

The content isn't exclusive, but it's a great collection nonetheless. Currently there are 11, full-length DVDs, which means there are more than 13, sex scenes from movies like "Deep Throat" and "Candy Stripers.

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They can also be streamed in an embedded player. In the same way that some people prefer LP records over MP3s, there are those who love old-timer porn with its grainy images and scratchy sounds more than newer videos with clearer definition.

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There's something sexy about seeing a less-experienced Nina Hartley in the days before her breast implants, or watching Candy Samples fuck John Holmes in their glory days.

If you love classic porn the way some people love classic rock, then you're going to love this site. There are photos, but they don't have their own section and there is no way to bring them up through filters or a search.

To see them, you have to look through the profiles of the different stars. There are currently over 8, stars and since I can't go through those to count individually, my counts are estimates.